Wales 

A pathetic Country of non-importance. Quite a few inbred ginger people live here. Will always live in England's shadow.

Person 1 - Where did you go this summer?
Person 2 - I went to Wales.
Person 1 - Where the fuck's Wales? In England somewhere ain't it?

Wales by CharlieZ November 8, 2007

wales 

a small little shitty town that consists of drunk peaple, big jeeps, drug addicts, a convienient store named bobs that ripps you off on over prices items.
theress nothing to really do in wales. theres this one nasty party spot where theres a hole in the ozone layer above it from burning so many tires. lots of people like to go down there, get drunk, and drive lifter jeeps aimlessly through the woods.
so thats pretty much itt.

wales is a shitty town

wales by dylan blasco May 15, 2010

Wales 

Wales: A tumour on the side of England which is made up of 100% coal mine and the population calls themselves "Welsh" even though they are obviously English

"Wales" is a coal mine

Wales by PersonWhoDoesntLikeWales December 24, 2019

wales 

The shittest place on earth where everyone shags sheep and gets pissed then shove leeks up their bum-holes then go lose at rugby, also the go and moan about the english but i don't know why because all we do is give and help and sort you out and when you think you can, you go and fight us but end up losing because you are shit at everything.(LOL only messing, I know we make jokes but we like you really like you lot and you realy helped us out through history so whatever we say don't take it to heart)

Wow wales isn't as bad as we all think

wales by Alistair Canning April 12, 2011

wales 

too small and inoquous to even make a comment on.

boyo its fackin borin ere like, true ewan lets get out of wales lets go to llwachaheckawellangogogoch habour and get a boat to canada where its more intresting like.im tired of being the only gay in the village. yah im an actress im catherine zeta jones and im a good welsh girl from the valleys and not prissy at all, please no flash photography and no autographs.

wales by da original playa June 11, 2006

Wales 

a big mammal that swims underwater

What's that big thing underwater?

It's a wales!

Wales by georgeburtonthecurtainh October 27, 2011

Wales 

Shit country that secretly wishes they were all English.
Forever stuck in the shadow of the great England because the country has never actually achieved anything and never likely will.
Backwards nation who is racist against anyone who isn't also a little inbred sheepshagger.

Fuck wales

John-You alright mate, are you going to wales this weekend?

Steve-Fuck off am i you spastic, its a shithole

Wales by Gregory990 April 13, 2020