Often confused to 'Eden' or 'Heaven on Earth', Wales is nothing short of perfection. Located, and widly recognised as the 'Diamond in the British Isles', Wales boasts the most outstanding picturesque landscapes and areas of amazing natural beauty in the Northern Hemisphere. It's people, known as the Welsh, are among the friendliest and approachable on Earth, proudly bearing the oldest language in Europe, accompanied by a loveable accent.
"God created the heaven and the earth, modelled on the perfection that is Wales, he then proceded to incarnate himself in the form and guise of Mike Ruddock, posing as a Rugby coach. Thus leading Wales to a magnificent Grand Slam."
by Aled June 23, 2005
Wales, a country inhabited by people who are the brothers and sisters of Breton people (from Brittany, west OF France) and Cornish people (from Cornwall, west OF England).
What a chance to spend time there and meet some guys who are different enough so not as to have to waste time to differentiate, and similar enough to not feel hate for them.
What a chance to spend time there and meet some guys who are different enough so not as to have to waste time to differentiate, and similar enough to not feel hate for them.
by Breizh Dieub! January 2, 2006
Foreign bloke: So you're a tourist! You from englishland yes?
Welshman: No im from Wales
Foreign bloke: And that is english yes
Welshman: No.... it's anything but english
Welshman: No im from Wales
Foreign bloke: And that is english yes
Welshman: No.... it's anything but english
by Becksssssss May 3, 2008
To hit, punch, beat, kick, and thrash so hard that people think you're a Japanese fisherman brutally harpooning/ murdering your whale victim.
1. Johnny was waling so hard on Mark yesterday! He had two black eyes!
2. I waled on my boss the other day because he fired me and now my hands smell like sweet victory and gorgon blood.
3. You should wale on that guy for cutting you in the Panda Express line!
2. I waled on my boss the other day because he fired me and now my hands smell like sweet victory and gorgon blood.
3. You should wale on that guy for cutting you in the Panda Express line!
by Grin March 25, 2014
A small country of which half the people can't actually speak their own language or talk in a welsh accent, this may seem like a stereotype but it is pretty true.
Sadly though most people in Wales hate the English, when Welsh people are born it's told to them to hate the English, you can also see graffiti about it everywhere.
There are lots of mountains in Wales including Snowdon and Tyrfan, it's a good place to go for hiking and is also a good place for climbing (it has a mountain training center).
Unfortunately, there are sheep, EVERYWHERE. You have to watch where you put your feet to make sure you don't stand in sheep crap. And no, Welsh people don't shag them.
Wales is a good country, very nationalist though.
Sadly though most people in Wales hate the English, when Welsh people are born it's told to them to hate the English, you can also see graffiti about it everywhere.
There are lots of mountains in Wales including Snowdon and Tyrfan, it's a good place to go for hiking and is also a good place for climbing (it has a mountain training center).
Unfortunately, there are sheep, EVERYWHERE. You have to watch where you put your feet to make sure you don't stand in sheep crap. And no, Welsh people don't shag them.
Wales is a good country, very nationalist though.
City in wales:
Group of 10 year olds walks up to group of English men.
Welsh girl: Get out of our country!
Group of 10 year olds walks up to group of English men.
Welsh girl: Get out of our country!
by doorbell October 6, 2007
A place this is often mistaken for another part of England, but is actually a country just like England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. They all make up The UK. The Welsh accent can be adorable, and if you're ever going to visit Wales (which you should) then it wouldn't harm you to learn the word 'hello' -Bore da or 'Thanks' -Diolch. It isn't vital to learn welsh before you go to Wales as many people don't speak it. Mistaking a Welsh person for an English person is like mistaking a Canadian for an American or a New Zealander for an Australian, WE GET IT ALL THE TIME, but we are used to it. The majority of Welsh people are kind hearted and talkative. While the minority are big brother wannabes :(. Welsh is compulsory in all Welsh school (I'm learning it) and Welsh is the oldest language in Europe :). We would love to have a Hetalia character.
I love being Welsh XD
I love being Welsh XD
Random Tourist: "Bore da. How are Welsh people so kind?"
Welsh Person "Bore da (inward jump for joy at use of Welsh). We try our best!"
Ignorant person: "You're English, I hate the English."
Me: "Actually, I'm Welsh, I come from Wales."
Ignorant Person: "Sheepshager!"
Me: *shoves already typed list of reasons why welsh people aren't sheep shagers* AND WE'RE KING OF THE SIX NATIONS TOO!
Welsh Person "Bore da (inward jump for joy at use of Welsh). We try our best!"
Ignorant person: "You're English, I hate the English."
Me: "Actually, I'm Welsh, I come from Wales."
Ignorant Person: "Sheepshager!"
Me: *shoves already typed list of reasons why welsh people aren't sheep shagers* AND WE'RE KING OF THE SIX NATIONS TOO!
by WelshFandomEmbassay February 24, 2014
by HohoMan June 21, 2008