twat waffle

a slang term started in Lacey, NJ by Kayla Horror

"that chick is a fucking Twat waffle!"

by Kayla April 8, 2005

twat waffle

a waffle is a pastry with more external area that internal... we all know what a twat is....
usually an insult.

"hey can i have some chips?"
"no, you're being a twat waffle"
"...you know... i'm not even mad that you called me that... or that you're not giving me any chips."

by malmalx33 December 30, 2009

twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.

"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"

by itsjustme8d9 May 9, 2009

twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P

Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!

by alvinguy June 1, 2010

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 12, 2009

Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010

pretentious twat waffle

A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.

Baldwin Bonilla is a pretentious twat waffle, especially when he wears the cat pants.

by word woman July 24, 2014