visa swipe

To swipe your fingers up a vagina to smell for freshness before muff diving.

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...if it smells like fish, make it a dish.

by Kyle Jarrett Griffin August 27, 2005

UK Visa Versa

A rap (white person rap)song by MC Lars describing the relationship between the UK and the US. Suprisingly catchy and good lyrics. Download it.

"Hey England... let's kick it.

Cops without guns and the NME.
Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC?
Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord of the Rings?
Pounds and pence and Princes and Queens?
Flipside experience, well not really.
More familiar than Russia or Chile.
Up for cricket or squash, or the London zoo?
Look, you hate George Bush and we do too.
Fab music scene, though, UK bands are ace,
And you guys are the most polite of the human race.
Fish and chips, crumpets, bangers and mash,
Shakespeare, Donne, Sid Vicious and the Clash.
You love our movies, we kind of like yours.
We love the way you talk, "please help help us in these wars."
You stopped staying "fab," we stopped saying "groovy,"
Our Scotland is Canada; you saw the South Park movie."

by Visit MCLars.com biatches March 6, 2005

h1b visa

A legal device created by the State Department to replace American software people with temporary workers from other countries (usually Indians). American software companies love workers with H1B visas because they will come here to work for dirt wages in sweat-shop conditions.

A manufacturer of barcode readers up in Everett, WA shit-canned 150 American programmers, replacing them with 150 Indians here on H1B visas -- the scum

by Bloodystocking December 29, 2007

visa

Getting approval from your wife / spouse so that you could go out to have a drink or have fun with your friends.

Bob: Hey Mick, want to join me and Danny for a drink tonight? It's Monday Night Football man.

Mick: Sorry man, No visa from my wife until I install the wall shelf

Bob: *grins*

by Uncle Rocco February 4, 2008

VisageThings

Some kid in visage with a big ass ego lol RT

Lol visagethings has a big ass ego lol rt

by Torqys March 4, 2018

visnjizam

Visnjizam is a religion based on our local icon-visnja

Look how cool that girl is
-Omg yes she must follow visnjizam

by 45ldr45 March 24, 2021

Viraj

The Sun God itself. The king of all directions. Excellent in every way but lazy. The light bringer. A genius, an individualistic, luxurious and free-spirited. Need space and excitement. Little fussy, Mysterious, Super romantic, means business, passionate and charming. A great lover and a man from the heavens.

Never doubt him! He is the Viraj itself.

by MaHaDeVaNsH November 23, 2021