The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.
The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.
by Leg End May 7, 2008
A more upper class and far supperior version of the saying its all gravy. See I'll pop a cap in your mastercard for more infomation on upper-class gangster slang.
by Sven Svenson March 31, 2004
by faralta December 24, 2007
by Tommy Spoonz Chicago April 6, 2018
Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.
by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017
visas marr only use was to get sacrifeced to defeat the starwars devil (Darth Nihilus)
besides would u want to see a planet of deaf dumb blind girls running around
besides would u want to see a planet of deaf dumb blind girls running around
by mrhat2010232837 June 5, 2010
by Nico Black February 25, 2017