Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.

The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.

by Leg End May 7, 2008

Its all Visa

A more upper class and far supperior version of the saying its all gravy. See I'll pop a cap in your mastercard for more infomation on upper-class gangster slang.

Dont worry we're cool.
Its all Visa

by Sven Svenson March 31, 2004

asta la Visa

When your credit cards are cancelled due to late payments and overspending.

Hey Remelda, Citibank's on the phone again - dey say it's asta la Visa for you baby!

by faralta January 9, 2008

let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash

Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago May 22, 2018

Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.

Se Llama Donald Trump, Can I Get My Visa

by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017

visa teddy

the drive through

lets go through the visa teddy!!

wow thats one ransom spunkish word!

dude i know hella lot better than drive through!

by poki porcupine August 21, 2008

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011