A very good former pitcher for the San Francisco Giants. You know, that guy that is always at freaken FanFest and when you're waiting in a 3 hour line for Freddy Sanchez or Tim Lincecum's autograph, they get switched out for the old washed up guys that no one really cares about anymore? Yeah that black dude. Oh well, he was kick ass, back in the day.
John: Yes! We're about to get Andres Torres and Matt Cain!
Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...
John: FUCK! For who??
Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...
John: Damn it! I got him last year!
Steve: Aww shit, they're switching them out...
John: FUCK! For who??
Steve: Vida Blue and Lon Simmons...
John: Damn it! I got him last year!
by JustaGiantsfanyeah March 1, 2011
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by swagDon'tChoke December 13, 2021
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Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after
by Mega oof February 15, 2019
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Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.
Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.
Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.
Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.
by daverpdx May 12, 2007
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OMG Vidal is the greatest person ever!
by Rocky chick July 10, 2019
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Get the Vida Guerra mug.Vira's are great and loyal friends who will always be by your side in the end. They care for you and never let you down. You are lucky to have a friend like Vira. She is a bad bitch with a good sense of humor. She is also very smart and ppl underestimate her. She is teased bc of her name but in the end she gets the last laugh.
Emma: "Look! It's Vira! She's so cool and I wish I were her."
Jax: "Oh please, she might be smart and all that but she probably bang a lot of guys.
Jax: "Oh please, she might be smart and all that but she probably bang a lot of guys.
by unique.awkward.person.0425 July 7, 2017
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