vikolia

A cold-hearted bitch.

Wow, she's bein just like Vikolia.

by Itsmeeeeay October 9, 2016

vikola

The legendary duo. Only attainable after years of friendship between a so called Victor and Nikola.

They have reach vikola status... they are practically gay for each other.

by Anestor November 5, 2017

valkov

a stupid bitch

what a stupid bitch. must've been a valkov

by Ms Kris Jenner January 17, 2019

Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo

(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.

(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*

by KanalDingo May 13, 2019

viloshan

Is the most amazing kind of friend you can imagine. He is always humble and has an amazing smile and laugh.

You can use it in a group of friends an viloshan will always be there

by fliprkid September 11, 2019

valkows

Valkows is a RAZOR OfC which is chill and very well-known for being a Ground Officer.

He's a chill guy, didn't got demoted.
Perfect for the OfC role.
And he's valkows, cave johnson, we're done here.

"Valkows, we need a rally like really."

by Epicsonidas November 1, 2020

Volkov

Volkov is a surname used and found in the Russian Federation. It also means "Wolf" in Russian. Typically a strong big Russian man you do not want to mess with.

Have you seen Alexander Volkov in the last UFC match?!

Yeah, he totally destroyed Walt Harris!

by a man with nothing to lose January 2, 2021