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Vienna

Chewing tobacco (preferably Copenhagen) or a nicotine based gum that is laced with uncut cocaine and/or an opioid painkiller. Usually taken as 80/20 but is most effective at 70/30 (parts by volume, not weight)
If using both coke and painkillers, an even split will do, 80/10/10 or 70/15/15, adjust the ratios to your liking but NEVER use less than 65 parts for your base portion
Person one: you ready for this exam?
Person two: almost, I only just started chewing on my Vienna
Or
Person one: are you ok? You look like shit
Person two: I'll be alright, my medication hasn't been working so I've gone back to the Vienna,
by TheTroubadour October 13, 2023
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Dirty Vienna

The best pussy you have ever had to the point you want to marry her so you can fuck it for the rest of your life.
Damn that girl last night was amazing I almost pulled a Dirty Vienna.
by Pussyfucker1984 July 27, 2023
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Vienna

From billy Joel’s song Vienna. Vienna is not forgetting to enjoy the now, we’re always waiting for what’s next the next big exciting moment but there’s also now still happening. Slow down you crazy child, life isn’t going anywhere. Vienna will wait for you.
*people being busy and stressed, waiters clearing tables, painters painting, a father pushing his child on a swing~ all living the moment.
They know Vienna waits for them
by Tbnze March 19, 2021
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Vienna sausage

The stump of a penis that has been soaking.
I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage
by Snapper0690 November 6, 2021
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Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.
Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off
by DavQ November 9, 2021
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vienna

whos ur mutual
ur mom haha jk its vienna hah
by nikisstars November 21, 2021
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Vienna Sausage Water

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.
“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”
by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021
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