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shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
by Hersheydog March 7, 2023
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Rusty Venture

From the Adult Swim comedy "The Venture Brothers", it's when a guy jerks off so much his dick gets all red and sore.
Hooker: "I'm gonna give you a rusty venture"
Brock Sampson: "Don't believe the hype honey, a rusty venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore."
by handsoff_banzhaf November 26, 2010
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venture bros

A pretty decent, if mindlessly violent, parody of the ancient "Johnny Quest" cartoon series.

It's shown on Adult Swim.
Venture bros is most definitely not for kids!
by pillager May 10, 2006
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ventura county

simi valley, ventura, oxnard, camarillo, moorpark, westlake, and saticoy....located in southern california
about an hour away from LA, nice weather, good county to live in.
by a venturan July 13, 2004
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Ventura County

Los Angeles County's cleaner, cheaper, less interesting, and less relevant neighbor to the north. Los Angeles County's relationship to Ventura County is a lot like the United States' relationship to Canada.
I needed a new camera, to I went up to one of those cheap pawn shops in Ventura County to get one for less than $50. What a bargain! Thanks Ventura County!
by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008
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Las Venturas

Las Venturas is the 3rd city you visit in GTA : San Andreas (2004) and is based on the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The dry city isn't as lifeless as the rest of the desert, being filled with bright lights, giant casinos, fast cars, drunken millionaires, and the occasional hippy.
"Hey man, what do you think about Las Venturas in GTA?"

"Dude, you can't turn a corner without seeing like ten supercars!"
by owenmayo July 18, 2016
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Rusty Venture

A sex act. Has a variety of definitions depending on your region in the States, but it's generally associated with male homosexual sex. The term originated in the 80s, possibly started by "Horace Gentlemen" out of Provincetown, Massachusetts. Whenever The Rusty Venture is brought up in conversation, they almost always argue about what exactly it is.
Depending on who you ask and in what region of the States, a Rusty Venture is:

1) taking your finger and running it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off and he's uncircumcised
2) where two men 69 and they fill each others mouths with seamen, then turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes (not to be confused with a Snake Venom)
3) where you take a SCUBA snorkel and put your dick in the mouthpiece, then snake the other end up into your ass, then jerk off until you manage to ejaculate into your own ass (not to be confused with a Double Frogman)
4) when you jerk a guy off, clench his semen in your fist, shove your hand into his ass, open your fist, and whatever you come out with, rub it on his ass cheeks
5) conversely, a straight sex position that involves a "Rusty" part and a "Venture part. The Rusty part is where a man takes a girl out for a huge dinner, but then not let her go to the bathroom. Then he has anal sex with her, she she shits on his dick. He pulls out and ejaculates on her back. The "Venture" part is where he eats that mess off her back without using his hands.
6) when two people fill a tub with questionable content (syrup, shit, etc), have lots of sex in said tub, then eat the content of the tub with turkey basters
7) a handjob in which the dick in question is covered in shit
8) when a man masturbates so much that his dick gets all red and sore
by Al The Alchemist November 24, 2010
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