Vans

Shoes for wanna be e-boys and e-girls who dont even skate

Girl: you like my new vans?
Everyone:do you even skate??

by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020

Vans

A shitty shoe skateboarding posers wear

Poser: Hey guys! Just pulled a tre flip off del toro wearing my Vans! Didn't have the cameras on though!
Skater 1: (To skater 2) Poser?
Skater 2: (To skater 1) Poser.

by Sheiny77 November 5, 2020

vans

a excellent skate shoe that will NEVER! get completely destroyed a shoe that hurts to walk on after 2-3 hours
(also all u fuckin posers need to stop wearing them that includes thrasher, vans, ripnid, and all skate brands)
if u dont skate dont ruin the skate culture bitch. and stop fucking maul grabbing!

if u dont skate don't skate don't wear vans

by yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeboi777 November 10, 2020

Vans

People who wear these are the most chill people ever. They also skate and are super kind.

I wear Vans that means I am not a virgin.

by nottheweekend August 1, 2022

Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.

"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)

by Dr. SuckNBlow June 30, 2011

Vans Authentics

Some of the flyest Vans shoes available. Looks good with shorts and jeans(slim fit or baggy, but way better with slim fit jeans. Good for skating but even better for casual wear. They are part of the Vans classics.

Jon:"Those are some fly sneakers, are those Vans Authentics?"

Jimmy:"Yep, best shoes i've ever owned"

by $-$ AUDI $-$ February 11, 2008

Vans'd up

A person who stays with noting but vans stuff on

Bro did you see Erick.
No. Why?
Hes vans'd up from his head to his toes.

Man he really loves Vans stuff.

by that guy bro August 5, 2009