Upright

Type of Bicycle ridden by balancing on a small, hard piece of rubber known as a saddle. This type of bicycle causes several problems which include the following:
Wrist pain
Shoulder pain
Neck pain
Back pain
Saddle sores
The above problems are not present on a recumbent bicycle.

Also known as a Diamond-Frame (DF) bicycle, a UCI bike, an Upwrong or a wedgie bike.

I am going to ride my upright bicycle.

by 'Bent Triker December 27, 2004

mexican upright supreme

u will find out soon enough

Nigel NOOOOOOOOOO lee cant take no more!!
damn that mexican upright supreme

by nay88 October 30, 2009

upright hearse

Vehicle driven only by persons less than ten years away from being a horizontal hearse passenger (Continental, Park Avenue, Sedan de Ville, etc.) at speeds less than that used by drivers of a regular hearse while in a procession.

The speed limit is 65 on 275 through St. Petersburg, but it's hard to get to that speed because of all the upright hearses.

by young fogey March 21, 2014

uprighters

Humans , carbon based meat stick.

Look at those 'uprighters' walking down the street. Being all human and stuff.

by sexychicy June 11, 2017

Uprighting your Flamingos

The act of inverting a sexual partner's legs assuming he or she is wearing Florida beach shorts.

Later l'll show you how to upright her flamingos. Later on I'll be uprighting your flamingos.

by The72JEM August 4, 2018

uprighter

Sexual act performed standing on one's foot.

We managed to fuck somehow, most of the time they were uprighters.

by bozo1977 December 11, 2018

Uprightness

When you have achieved sitting up right

“I have achieved desired uprightness”

by Soundsgucci May 17, 2019