Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

BETRAYAL UPGRADE IMMINENT

When you get betrayed by someone/somebody so you gotta take things to full measures.

Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend, my bad man.
Person 2: *Betrayal upgrade imminent*
Person 1: *Gets a sign to the head*

by KlngAsh March 9, 2024

prodigy upgrade

A kid caught on stream crying for a carry

He prodigy upgraded his way for a carry on trials

by Didzpolz June 19, 2017

Upgrade

When a fanartist 'enhances' certain parts of a woman's physique in a way that is not faithful to the original work

"Did you see that drawing of Mikasa? Totally upgraded!"

by Croncodile October 27, 2020

upgrade

Arsenal women’s FC getting rid of Jonas Eidevall and hiring Renée Slegers

wow. it was really an upgrade going from conti cup to uwcl.

by bill wright bro June 4, 2025

upgraded trash

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them

She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.

by madameQueenB August 27, 2013

upgradable

When the person you are dating or having an affair with is not bad but still needs a bit more work to improve their game.

Yo that bitch tasha gotta fatty but her head game is weak, she still upgradable though.

by Mandinga October 1, 2003