Upgrade

Upgrade- also known as a Nancy. often referred to as the love of a Joel's Life.

''I upgraded my lifestyle by getting myself a Nancy.''

by Joellvn June 11, 2017

Mexican upgrade

Related to airline seating. It is considered to be a Mexican upgrade when the seat next to you is open.

On the flight from Amsterdam I had a Mexican upgrade, even though the aircraft was rather full.

by iceweed April 04, 2018

seventh level upgrade

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.

Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.

by sevenlevels December 01, 2013

Upgrade Catfish

When some one tries to use and/or catfish you and you turn out prettier and better than they thought you were and they end up looking stupid in the end

He was trying to use me but I upgrade catfished his ass.

by Aunt Selma April 28, 2019

upgrade whore

When a person wants the latest and greatest release of software or hardware. Term used by professional/computer geeks in the Information Technology field. Being an upgrade whore has consequences, for example, glitches, bugs, usability, etc.

Tim upgraded to iOS 7, but now he is having trouble with his Wireless and bluetooth connectivity. That's what he gets for being an upgrade whore. He should have waited for iOS 7.1.

by Disgruntled IT guy October 25, 2013

Upgraded cuddles

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.

Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.

by Eternalness March 24, 2016

upgraded trash

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them

She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.

by madameQueenB July 18, 2013