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your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died
by jacob byrd December 31, 2007
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 08, 2007
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Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.
You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!
by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020
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Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.
He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.
by adrenalectomized July 23, 2008
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A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu May 01, 2007
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the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...
you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!
by hippiemick March 03, 2010
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blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.
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