when a guy is acting like a pussy and you just want to tap him in the ball sack for such dumbass behavior basically a twat and a cunt in one the best of both worlds.
by SarahLovelace February 01, 2011
Take the woman, open her legs lather her pussy in rich marinara sauce, Sprinkle some freshly shredded mozzarella cheese over the sauce. Cook her pussy in a tanning bed for about 10 minutes.. or until the cheese is slightly browned. When she's done, dig right in her now sloppy cheesy pussy. If you'd like you may add a surprise right into her cunt, by placing pepperoni and sausage on her clit and threw out the sauce mixture. May be complimented with Parmesan cheese or pepper flakes, and don't forget to make sure you enjoy so the woman feels satisfied.
Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D
Can also be done in the anal cavity... if the woman would like some pizza as well... also can be done by two men.
TIP!!! Make sure the pussy/anus is shaved, because no one enjoys pubes in there pizza! ;D
Husband- What's for dinner tonight babe? I'm famished!
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;
Wife- Oh! We're having pizza!
Husband- What kinda are we guna have?
Wife- Twunt surprise.
Husband- What's that sounds.. delicious!!!!
Wife- Oh.... you'll see (;
by Pussyfucker11 August 12, 2010
Your an absolute Twunt
by Thomas McGowan June 06, 2006
Methinks the word "twunt" is the only way you can get close to calling members of BKB a twat and a cunt without being fired...
by OD Smith December 07, 2009
A bitch who resembles both attributes of a twat and that of a cunt. One could say a twunt would be inter-gender slang for anyone's bitch ass.
If that hoe dont shut her mouth, I'll kick her in the twunt.
Laura Bush, the president's wife, is a Twunt.
Laura Bush, the president's wife, is a Twunt.
by John Emmett October 16, 2006
by MrJR December 01, 2005
by WTF!!Doctor February 28, 2006