Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.

Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.

by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015

gorilla in the trunk

To have very loud subwoofers in a vehicle so that it sounds like there is an angry gorilla trying to get out of the trunk.

Eli used his Bar Mitzvah money to hook his slab up, now he has some serious gorilla in the trunk!

by OlSmokeCrotch May 19, 2016

trunk ass

when someone has had way too much anal sex and their anal cavity falls out like an elephant trunk

Look at that...that girl has some serious trunk ass.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

Who da thunk it

Short-cutting "Who would have thought it" or "I cant believe it"

Person 1: "I got tickets to the concert"
Person 2: "Who da thunk it! You da man!"

by Fåtß0¥ July 7, 2005

Junk in da trunk

A female who has a nice or unusually large ass.

Damn son yo shawty over dere got sum junk in da trunk!

by Big Willie November 28, 2003

junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

Trunk Pizza

The pizza you buy the day of a friend or family member’s wedding to ensure you don’t go hungry. Placed in trunk before ceremony, ideally, inside a cooler. Removed before, during, or after reception as needed.

After three hours of dancing, I'm ready for some trunk pizza.

by OhioKate September 17, 2012