Hairy Tuxedo

A large tuft of man hair on the chest that unfortunately grows in the formation of a 1970's tuxedo shirt. Most commonly used in code to make fun of someone with excessive body hair.

1. That is the hottest hairy tuxedo I have ever seen!
2. That guy doesn't even need a shirt. He could just rock that hairy tuxedo.

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

Walmart Tuxedo

The name for pajamas that are worn in public.

What's the difference between pajamas and a walmart tuxedo? NOTHING!

by drole.homme April 8, 2011

Charleston Tuxedo

The typical southern male ensemble consisting of the following: Clemson or Gamecock visor, fishing/sporting sunglasses hung around the neck with croakies, a pastel colored Polo shirt tucked into khaki above-the-knee shorts, and penny loafers with no socks. Optional footwear: Sperry Top Siders.

Damn, look at all the Charleston tuxedos in this bar!

by Moosepilot December 14, 2010

tuxedo effect

being in love with a guy when he's wearing a tuxedo, but when he's in normal clothes she doesn't want any part of him

you got what they call a tuxedo effect, you're in love with guys who wear tuxedos

by turndownforwhattt June 23, 2014

Idaho tuxedo

A set of insulated Carhartt bib overalls and a matching coat. Comes from the cold and ruralness of Idaho.

"You might think my Idaho tuxedo looks dumb, but it's very warm."

by PCL January 30, 2005

tuxedo box

a suitcase

"Damn, the airline lost my tuxedo box, what can I wear?"

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

Dirty Tuxedo

1. When a man has sex with two different girls and uses the same condom for both.

2. When two guys have sex with the same girl and use the same condom.

Nahh dude, but you can borrow this dirty tuxedo.

by WhatNotToWear August 13, 2010