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chocolate turtleneck 

A bowel movement during anal intercourse that surrounds the inserted penis in fecal mater.
After six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, Maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend Rick like a boss.
chocolate turtleneck by Nasty n8 b December 16, 2015

Toronto turtleneck 

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.
Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.
Toronto turtleneck by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019

muddy turtleneck

the shit covered tip or head of the penis after dirty (anal) sex.
After pounding Linsay and Lisa in the ass then blowing the jism in their face, Joe had a muddy turtleneck and needed a shower.
muddy turtleneck by muddy shovel November 10, 2006

Sacramento Turtleneck

Once this Canadian chick asked me to give her an Old King Clancy... I hear that's like a Sacramento Turtleneck except with syrup. I tossed her.

Philadelphia Turtleneck 

Pulling a woman's neckfat up into a style similar to a turtleneck, then fucking her neckfat using philadelphia cream cheese as lube.
I gave that bitch the Philadelphia Turtleneck last night.

The Turtleneck 

An awkward seated dance in which the neck is moved in a snake like motion while the head is rocked back and forth.
1) Dude, have you ever tried the Turtleneck while high? It's amazing.
2) That guy over there must not know how to dance, all hes doing is Turtlenecking.