turtle

a girl that is so hot that you would do anything to sleep with her including biting her turtle head off, which in this circumstance means the initial portion of fecal matter that has peaked its head from the buttocks.

"Man that chick is so hot, I would totally bite her turtle head off."

by Joe Thompson November 27, 2007

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girl that gets banged by 3 dudes, all wholes filled at once

courtney is a very dirty trutle, she loves turtles. walk around in group of 3s n ur turn might come up

by bdawg March 22, 2004

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another word for vagina/pussy

yeah..... john came over and played with my turtle

by Tristan June 19, 2006

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A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

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Someone who obsessively and compulsively lies at practically any given occasion about any possible subject.

A Turtle thinks that his mystical stories and fabulous achivments will make him popular, but has absolutely no clue that nobody believes him... EVER.

What? he was the first person to enroll into his school on a snowboarding scholarship?

Dude, he's a turtle don’t believe everything you hear.

by s3mteXXX April 08, 2004

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