wake turbulence

Da chaotic "whirlwinds" of aggravation dat occur when someone gets roused from a deep slumber.

Da term "wake turbulence" can also refer to a noisy disruption dat occurs during a paying-of-respects gathering, da arrival of da vocally-disgusted Doc Robinson during da King and Duke's disgraceful sham of a mourning-service comes to mind.

by QuacksO March 27, 2025

Texas Turdbulance

When you’re eating ass and you blow a raspberry at the same time they fart.

I have Stacy a Texas Turdbulance last night and man it stunk.

by VLPEEPER February 20, 2026

NutZack Turbulence

When you:

1) Readjust your NutZack nothing sexual and it causes NutZack Turbulence.

2) When you bust a nut and NutZack Turbulence NZT. Then get PNC.

1) Need to readjust my nut. *NutZack Turbulence.

Need NutZack Turbulence. *Goes to the bathroom. *NutZack Turbulence. *Destroying Colleges. *Destroying Buildings. *Destroying offices. *Destroying hospitals. *PNC.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026

Bottom Turbulence

To aggressively masturbate while upside-down. Ideally done with the head well below the waist for minimal blood flow to the brain.

I got no sleep last night, the upstairs neighbor was bottom turbulenceing and shouting all night!

by Freezerr November 8, 2025

Patch of turbulence

Tinder dating dating app

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.

by DaRealDuby October 30, 2018

Nut Sack Turbulence

It's when either:

1) You grab your nutsack to adjust it and nothing sexual.

2) You bust a nut and achieve PNC.

1) Ahhh. The nutsack is in a bad position. Better readjust it. *nut sack turbulence

2) Good. No one's around. Grabs nut. *Nut Sack Turbulence. *Earthquake. *Destroying colleges. *Destroying offices. * Destroying hospitals. *PNC sweet relief. *Nut Zack Turbulence

by HawaiianPunch1 March 19, 2026