Rotten Tuna

- Adjective

1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.

2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons

3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females

4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...

*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*

Just tell those Rotten Tuna's to light their oxygen tanks on fire and walk away

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

Tubavision

1.)The Act Of Watching Youtube Videos More Than Television Itself Is Tubavision

2.)Watching Porn On The Internet For Long Periods At A Time.

Example 1.
Guy1: Dude What Are Your Plans for The Weekend?
Guy2: Idk. I'll Probably Just Chill And Watch Some Tubavision.
Guy1: Sweetness.

Example 2.
Guy1: Where Were You? I Thought You Were Dead!
Guy2: Dude I Was Watching The Tubavision All Day Broski.
Guy1: Hope You Didn't Get A Poirus.

by Spazzy Num Numz August 28, 2010

Tuna Fork a Pooper

Tuna Fork a Pooper is when you take a fork made out of tuna and stick it in your/someones rectum.

I was over Steve's last night so i made a fork made out of tuna and stuck it in his rectum. This is the known as the Tuna Fork a Pooper.

by The Tuna Forker November 1, 2013

tunahan

Tunahan is a calm handsome boy with a heart of damnn gold. Sometimes he day such stuppid thinks but he doesn't 'mean it that way. You are such a cutie Tunahan. You go boy!

tunahan is like a little stupid but in a cute way

by Yeayeahyeahyeah January 10, 2018

brown tuna

When a woman farts and queefs simultaneously, causing a mixture of odors.

I swear the chick in front of me in line just let out a brown tuna

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

tuna taco

An appetizer

If God hadn´t wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldnt have made it look so much like a taco

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003