1. A flashy "high-speed" transportation project with very questionable feasibility. Often touted to defeat major urban societal problems with a free market approach; usually the schemy brainchild of a billionaire larping as the next Tony Stark.
2. A shady company's revolutionary "next step in transportation" that defeatist techbros, entrepreneurs, and/or verified checkmark accounts swear by, praising that it will inevitably "fix traffic". Often used to kill "woke" infrastructure projects (and pedestrians) that have objectively better transport costs per passenger ratios.
3. The mobility technology thought of as yet another grift that tries to reinvent the wheel with a dumb new technological gimmick, all while ignoring regulations like designing the one emergency stop button on a touchscreen (This will not work when demonstrated at an expo test site).
4. A gimmicky, expensive, and useless mode of transport that appears around your neighborhood and within a year is quietly dismantled due to impending lawsuits and bankruptcy. It's like the status quo remained but with less infrastructure money this year; usually followed up with the local council approving more Techbro Transit since the HOAs are scared of buses and trains.
2. A shady company's revolutionary "next step in transportation" that defeatist techbros, entrepreneurs, and/or verified checkmark accounts swear by, praising that it will inevitably "fix traffic". Often used to kill "woke" infrastructure projects (and pedestrians) that have objectively better transport costs per passenger ratios.
3. The mobility technology thought of as yet another grift that tries to reinvent the wheel with a dumb new technological gimmick, all while ignoring regulations like designing the one emergency stop button on a touchscreen (This will not work when demonstrated at an expo test site).
4. A gimmicky, expensive, and useless mode of transport that appears around your neighborhood and within a year is quietly dismantled due to impending lawsuits and bankruptcy. It's like the status quo remained but with less infrastructure money this year; usually followed up with the local council approving more Techbro Transit since the HOAs are scared of buses and trains.
Poorly animated 3D "Techbro Transit" product video:
SHAFT will position itself in all major cities within 5 years and spread its stream of autonomous high-mobility vehicles on specialized paths that use AI to avoid traffic, soon aiming to build their own ducts underground.
TheEloniteEntrepenuer420: Masterful gambit sir, the future is now thanks to CEO Bambo Thrust. The Cyclists have fallen, billions must try.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the bus.
SHAFT will position itself in all major cities within 5 years and spread its stream of autonomous high-mobility vehicles on specialized paths that use AI to avoid traffic, soon aiming to build their own ducts underground.
TheEloniteEntrepenuer420: Masterful gambit sir, the future is now thanks to CEO Bambo Thrust. The Cyclists have fallen, billions must try.
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the bus.
by gonzaemon September 1, 2023
Get the Techbro Transitmug. A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off
by Gfndog May 8, 2015
Get the Transitional Douchemug. by I like Turtlesssss November 16, 2022
Get the transition patrolmug. A gay male, who is usually more feminine, that helps a curious straight male experiment.
After this experience, or several of them, the straight male will either go on to date gay men or women, and leave behind the transitional gay.
The transitional gay is never the one a curious male dates, because once the curious male decides he is gay the transitional gay is now to feminine for him.
#Masc4Masc
After this experience, or several of them, the straight male will either go on to date gay men or women, and leave behind the transitional gay.
The transitional gay is never the one a curious male dates, because once the curious male decides he is gay the transitional gay is now to feminine for him.
#Masc4Masc
by Ragglefragg13 December 3, 2017
Get the Transitional Gaymug. The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.
Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”
Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”
by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023
Get the Lampardian Transitionmug. on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
Get the transit garblemug. When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other. Two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called a Topeka Transit.
by Voogs May 1, 2015
Get the Topeka Transitmug.