touchdown

it means when you get ready to have sexual relations with a woman or man

Are you ready for me to touchdown on that ass?

by Bridget February 3, 2005

Touchdown

When a male ejaculates between the front gap of a womans front teeth; then procedes to slap her on the top of the head while screaming touchdown!!

The only reason I even dated her was because I got to score a touchdown!

by rlikjgfklsmvlkdsfjgolsdikfjgls January 24, 2009

Mitchy Touchdowns

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014

Cincinnati Touchdown

When your bangin your future wife on the side of your parents house. Your both butt naked. Her feet are up in the air like a field goal. Your buddy comes running around the corner and yells touchdown and then asks for his car keys.

Oh yeah Becky I am scoring more with you than the Bengals have all year.

Dude what are you doing? TOUCHDOWN oh and do you have my car keys.

That my friend is a Cincinnati Touchdown

by gildo21 March 24, 2009

tornado touchdown

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water

"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"

by jpros874 December 19, 2016

Russian Touchdown

The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.

I just gave my friend the best Russian Touchdown.

by Taint Lover December 22, 2015

Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

by MLB Knights September 13, 2010