Touche

someone that is a tool like douche (douche bag)

That guy you were seeing was a total touche !

by r0ck5tar09 June 15, 2011

Touche

Touche; A fancy pedophile word with a bonus "e".

"The old man down the street tried to Touche my kids!"
"What the fuck is Touche!?"
"Fancy pedo language, it means touch."
"That sick fucker."

by Rapin'Babies November 14, 2011

Touch

A general expression of ecstasy. The pursuit of ecstasy through physical pleasure or fantasies.

-Touch my butt
-I want to touch you
-I like to touch
-Jeremy touch me
-TOUCH!!

by Julesman October 01, 2008

touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties April 13, 2011

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs July 20, 2005

Touched

What you say when you are screwed over by something.

"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"

by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007

Touche

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

by yodeling_donkey January 07, 2012