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TOOBIN

Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,

kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
by TheUnencryptedOne October 21, 2020
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Toobin

The act of fondling yourself while on work related video conference call.
Jeffrey! Stop toobin and pay attention!
by Donotresuscitate October 19, 2020
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Toobin

Masturbating (especially in front of a live webcam)
Jeffrey needed to work on his boner but

didn't know his laptop camera was on when he started toobin
by Bobby.Riggs October 19, 2020
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toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call
Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.
by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020
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Toobin

Toobin is when you jerkoff on a live Zoom call.
Did you see that CNN guy Jeffrey get caught toobin on a Zoom call?
by DC13 October 19, 2020
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Toobin

The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.
Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.
by labondant October 19, 2020
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toobin'

"Did you hear about Jeffrey? He was caught toobin' last week."
by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020
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