Toobin

When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)

SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.

Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."

Whew, what a joke!

"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"

by Lope Status October 19, 2020

toobin'

Jerking off whilst on a Zoom call.

"Did you hear about Jeffrey? He was caught toobin' last week."

by RamDamThankYouMaam October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.

That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.

by Monticello15 October 19, 2020

Toobin

Verb
1. To pull out your dick and start masturbating while on a video call.

I was starting to get bored during my Zoom meeting, so I decided to Toobin for a bit. I clicked the mute button so I should be fine.

by WastedDaylight October 19, 2020

Toobined

When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call

Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of fondling yourself while on work related video conference call.

Jeffrey! Stop toobin and pay attention!

by Donotresuscitate October 19, 2020