Spanish Munchkin Tosser

A Spanish asshole who throws munchkins at unsuspecting Frenchmen

"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"

by Iceman1008 November 5, 2013

Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 20, 2008

Toner

A boner you get from great tone.

Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.

by troy>i September 14, 2011

toner

A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware

Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!

by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005

two toner

When a poop is two toned in colour.

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

Tonberry

The Tonberry ranks, from lowest to highest:

-Pug
-Master Pug
-Tonberry
-Masterberry
-Master Tonberry
-Don Tonberry
-Tonberry Chef
-Tonberry King
-Mega Tonberry!

Tonberry takes 10 minutes to sneak up on you even though it's in plain sight, carrying a lantern at its side. Just then it leaps into action!

"EVERYONE'S GRUDGE!"

You die.

by Tonberry King June 11, 2006

tosseratti

a collection of (usually) snobbish tossers.

"The tories are a collection of public schoolboys and assorted tosseratti."
"Don't go in there, it's wall to wall tosseratti!"

by nzonzo January 20, 2009