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maxx kane

1.King of the independent wrestling scene.

2.Greatest lover of all time, pwns all he sees.

3.Webmaster of the greatest site ever, www.maxxkane.fryguy.ca.

4.Multpile time ECW Champion
"Man, Maxx Kane sure pwns a lot off ass!"

"I feel so honoured... Maxx Kane plowed MY girlfriend!!"

"Life is meaningless, and school is stupid... let's go to www.maxxkane.fryguy.ca!!"
by Maxx Kane :D October 16, 2004
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Maxx Extermination

A remix of the MAX series (max 300, maxx unlimited, and the legend of MAX.) Not possible to do with feet, mixed by DJ slash. I passed it on 1.5 with dizzy on, and got a B. Can you?
MaxX Extermination? That's not a REAL song...

13 feet? WHAT?

I pissed my pants trying MaxX Extermination on the mat...
by Evil Fish April 21, 2004
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TJ Maxx Outlet

When someone wears a piece of clothing that's so ugly it could only have been purchased at a TJ Maxx Outlet.
Bro, check out that lime green and brown striped shirt that dude is wearing." Yeah, he must've found it on the nerd rack at TJ Maxx Outlet.
by RussRivas July 28, 2011
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TK Maxx Swag

When you have god tier drip and decide to flex it in a TK Maxx
Is that dude wearing a TK Maxx hat
Yeah he has TK Maxx swag
by UnholyBumFingerer April 20, 2021
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Chevrolet Malibu Maxx

A mom car.

A 4-door car. The trunk is a hatchback with lots of space for kids and groceries. It has a "moon roof".
Wow, that Chevrolet Malibu Maxx looks like a mom's car.
by Kristine M. July 5, 2008
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Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Know to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".
Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

A Dirty Maxx can be a drunken bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…
They also love to drink; one may argue they are functioning alcoholics. Another strange obsession that most Dirty Maxx share is an addiction to vaseline and likes to covers their penis in peanut butter while looking for a hole in the backyard fence.

Usually a person who obsessively inhales his own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench. And quite often when a female passes gas, will suck it in and hold it, then blow it on her nose. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.
I think I was about to to be a witness to a "Dirty Maxx" after hearing someone calling the neighbors dog in the back yard..
by The Maxx Condom Co. April 25, 2024
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Maxx "C" Challenge

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you decide to continue your plays and special summon monsters, despite the fact that your opponent used Maxx "C" allowing them to draw a card for each special summon. The challenge comes from whether to continue summoning your monsters or not to make sure your opponent does not draw more cards.
Person 1: I discard Maxx "C" and activate it's effect. Response?

Person 2: None. (Guess it's time for me to take the Maxx "C" Challenge)
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 7, 2025
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