A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019
Get the Finnish Fart Lagoonmug. Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks
by Eva T March 12, 2022
Get the Finnish Bed of Nailsmug. A finnish pancake is thought to be so thin because the finns are so frugal they use very little pancake batter to make pancakes.
by billthecat March 30, 2009
Get the finnish pancakemug. by 8805 Alton Ave April 28, 2021
Get the Finnish Slave Ownermug. A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.
"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
-astounded medical professional
very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
Get the Finnish Textile Plantmug. A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010
Get the Drink, Finnish Stylemug. A Finnish Citizen is a man who loves fucking deers while drinking absolut Vodka meanwhile he is shooting russians on the border
by A random Finn December 1, 2019
Get the Finnish citizenmug.