Cleveland, TN

made famous by kenny chesney in his song 'anything but mine'. 20-25 minutes east of chattanooga. also referred to sarcastically as 'cle-vegas', due to the lack of entertainment in this town. local highschool/college kids drive around for hours on weekends what is called 'the L', a stretch of main road just off the interstate the resembles the letter l. entertainment ammenties include a two screen theatre that used to be a porn theatre, walmart, and lee university.

There's always something to do in good ol' Cle-Vegas!
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?

by Luke Duke dood October 14, 2005

TNS

An acronym: Twisted Nut Syndrome. The male version of PMS or a medical problem after being racked where one's testicles are twisted within the scrodem.

I need a beer; i'm TNSing

Sir, i'm afraid you have TNS

by youknowi'mcreativeright November 19, 2010

Memphis, TN

The most worthless city in the whole United States , 99% black
, not one white person can live in the city without fear unless they think they are black . crooked cops , gangs , hoes , you name it . not a vacation spot . run while you can .

HELL

You ever been to Memphis, Tn ?
Naw maing i'd rather go to hell .

by M-town November 15, 2005

Morristown, TN

A small city in East Tennessee, where no hot guys exist.

Girl 1: I don't see any hot guys...anywhere.
Girl 2: Welcome to Morristown, TN!

by southernbelle17 July 9, 2011

Memphis, TN

Memphis is THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 93% black part of Tennessee, and DOES NOT HAVE the highest crime rate in the nation (see http://www.morganquitno.com/cit01pop.htm). FEWER homicides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit; such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum. YOU DO NOT NEED to bring mace, because you are NOT likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, SINCE NIETHER OF THE three operate their southern gang headquarters in Memphis.

Memphis is an oasis.

by Memphis 10 July 25, 2008

Sparta, TN

A tiny ass town in the middle of nowhere. Old people often move here, once they've given up on life, to die. There is nothing fun to do so most teenagers drive around and hang out in the high school parking lot at night. The Majority of the population drive big ass trucks to compensate for their tiny dicks. And best believe the entire town will be at the high school football game every Friday night to watch their team lose.

I live in this little town called Sparta, TN, you've probably never heard of it.

by OneInchWarrior December 23, 2019

Powell tn

A place where one goes to FUCK SHIT UP. People who are from this town as well as surrounding towns, carry about themselves an 'I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK' demeanor.

"Do NOT surf on the roof of my van!"
"Its OKAY chick, This is Powell tn Nobody gives a fuck."

by perma_twacked July 22, 2016