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pink ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009
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Ticklee

A person who enjoys being tickled, usually called a Lee for short. This could be for sexual pleasure, or something just fun and innocent

(if you have trouble understanding how it's not a kink, think of how some people really like to be hugged and are cuddly, but obviously its not a fetish. This is the same for non-sexual lees)

These people often get 'lee moods', where they wish to be tickled.
"Gosh! Im im such a lee mood, I just want to be tickled"

"Whats a lee?"

"Someone who likes to be tickled- a ticklee. Lee for short."
by UselessLee88 November 29, 2019
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022
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Raspberry plastic tickle bear

"Retarded ugly narcissist!"

(used by greg in diary of a wimpy kid 3 when he had to use code words instead of curse words.)
Greg: RASPBERRY PLASTIC TICKLE BEAR!

random guy: ?

greg: damn,i forgot to switch..-_-
by smartguy2222222 December 29, 2010
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Has somebody tickled your peach?

this means when somebody has got on the wrong side of you, or pissed you off
'hey how are you'

'dont talk to me'
'has somebody tickled your peach?'
by charl j February 15, 2014
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poo tickets

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet
by Richard10001 September 23, 2007
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ticklishness

the quality or property of being ticklish.
Kim had to stop giving Chris a foot rub because of his ticklishness.
by Marty October 23, 2003
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