threatoid

A virtual slap in the face often seen in online gaming or internet comment threads; an expression of anger. Sometimes mistaken for an actual threat.

player 1: I hope you die in a fire!
player 2: She just threatened to kill me!
player 3: Calm down dear, it's just a threatoid.

by jeraneums October 21, 2013

call in threat

Not calling someone and threatening them but the worry you feel over getting called in to work whenever the phones rings on your day off.

While this usually only applies to part time workers, it can also apply to full time workers when called in to work overtime.

Sometimes it gets so bad that:

* You're afraid to pick up the phone and/or will screen all calls (and will be very thankfull for caller ID)

* You'll be unable to sleep in at all because you cannot relax because they might call.

* You'll be afraid to make plans of any kind because you might get called in. (ie, it's your birthday or a relatives birthday and you have the day off and want to take them out for supper, but are afraid to plan beyond 'if I don't get called in maybe we could' because you cannot count on actually having the day off)

* You cannot relax even in hobbies that used to give you great joy because the worry you're going to get called in.

Depending on the nature of the hours you work, after a certain time durring the day you can probably relax as a call in is unlikley after that point. However, if they can also call in you in to work a night shift, it can continue all day :(.

Sorry man, I just can't relax because of the call in threat.

by A very happy person August 6, 2005

Bottle to the Throttle

Northern Irish Slang

To drive drunk or under the influence of alcohol.

Jonathan:"Man can you pick me up? Otherwise i'll have to go bottle to the throttle"
Adam: "yeah Sit tight, i'll be there in ten"
Jonathan: "lect mate, see you soon"

by Zeitgeist0190 June 13, 2010

Root beer throttle

When your dad’s 2 liter of diet A&W pins down the throttle and simultaneously lodges behind the brake, causing rapid acceleration. This makes for a real bad time.

Did you see that accident? Yeah... rumor has it he got root beer throttled.

by Hydration Addict April 24, 2020

throttled

Surf term for consequences of whiping out on a wave. Usually means being slammed against reef, rock or sand and being held down for a long period of time.

Lakey Peak was so big it was closing out the channel. Guys were taking off late and just getting throttled!

by fat girls need love too! July 4, 2005

wallet threat

is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.

"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."

"But it's so expensive."

"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.

by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009

throttlecock

To grab one's own manhood (or sex sausage, if you will) therby giving it the means to jam it into a tight orafus, or any other tight place, for that matter.

Seeing that it would not be an easy task, Ed throttlecocked the small sheep.

by Douglas Cross July 8, 2006