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Bible Thumper

When people use the bible as an excuse to push their religion on others of different religions or non-believers to make them feel bad or wrong about their actions.
You:Hello, my name is James.
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper
by Dezzy_Yvonne May 31, 2010
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Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type
Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.
by Mariopolous May 19, 2006
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Bible thumper

someone who is always useing the bible to tell someone how bad they and how good the bible thumper is.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.
I had to get away from that bible thumper.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009
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Bible Thumper

one who has extramarrietal relations with their Bible...and for those of you who dont understand that...fucks their Bible
by GC Ender January 13, 2005
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Twomper

A girl typically a little more than thicc with high confidence and low self esteem
She's a Twomper
by Fosty the snowman July 6, 2017
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Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.
I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help
by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020
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jungle thumper

a person whos bass on the car stereo is exceptionally loud
jim: whats that bumping?

dave: oh thats doug.

jim: how can you tell its him?

dave: are you kidding? doug is a total jungle thumper, you can feel his bass from down the street!
by chunky turk March 8, 2009
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