Conspiracy Theorist 

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

Conspiracy Theorist by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

Conspiracy Theorist by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist 

Another term for a fucking retard

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself

Conspiracy Theorist by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023

Coincidence Theorist 

A person who rejects conspiracy theories, even though (in some cases) there is sufficient evidence to suggest that the "conspiracy theory" may, in fact, be true.

The Coincidence Theorists argue that it's just a coincidence that a significant portion of Hollywood stars & musicians are now openly Satanic

Coincidence Theorist by OfficialUrbanus May 30, 2024

The conspiracy theorist look 

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

The conspiracy theorist look by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022