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zuck wheat

A zuck wheat is someone who is not very intelligent, and has a hard time understanding basic principles.
That blonde girl from Clark's Summit surely fits the description of a zuck wheat.
by Dat dude down the street June 3, 2014
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Zippity Zuck

What you say when you’re about to nut in a girl and you look like Mark Zuckerberg
I’m about to zippity zuck
by Zippity zuck December 21, 2019
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zuck sucker

Someone with such an infantile idea of the value of their own privacy that they surrender it to Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg's ammassed fortune of data candy more easily than a baby giving away a lolipop.
There's a zuck sucker born every minute.
by _Robby February 8, 2019
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Zuck job

A Zuck Job occurs when you’re getting a suck job in real life and you throw on your VR headset and receive dome from Mark Zuckerberg virtually in the Metaverse at the same time.
Hey honey, pass me the VR headset and give me a good old fashioned Zuck Job while you’re at it.
by Bcbrew1987 January 7, 2022
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Big Zuck

Means to give a suck on someone’s scrotum
by Dammet_daniel :\ December 2, 2019
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Zucking Hour

The best time to create a post on Facebook so that everyone will see it.
OMG I'm totally putting up this video of my cat during the Zucking Hour so that it goes viral!
by DScone October 22, 2012
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What the Zuck

An exclamation made when Facebook fails to load correctly or introduces new and unnecessary additions to the News Feed.
After logging onto Facebook, John expected to see his friend's status updates. Instead, his News Feed was clogged with answered questions from the new "questions" app.

"What the Zuck?!?" John screamed. He then proceeded to throw his computer out the window.
by medicalert May 20, 2011
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