Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.
When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!
by Bezos said so April 29, 2021
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Mason Parkinson

A funny sonic news youtuber who is funny asf and always yells "SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE SONIC" at the end of his videos.
Person 1: Yo watch mason parkinson he's funny
Person 2: ok
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Parkinson's Fade

When you get a haircut, preferably a skin fade which could only be described as a barber with parkinson's haircut commonly found on James mc manus
Look at that civil cub with the parkinson's fade
by Trapezium head May 29, 2022
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Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
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Parkinson's penis

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021
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chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars
by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018
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Parkinsons

After a night on the sauce and you wake up with tremors
Went to hard last night and woke up with parkinsons this morning
by Cooperativeeel April 13, 2017
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