interview date

A realistic first date.

Potential distrustful but direct couple on interview date-

Female interviewer- Would you rape a female or a child?
Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Do you expect me to believe that?

Male Interviewee- No.
Female interviewer- Have you ever hurt something you loved with a machete?
Male Interviewee- No, why?
Female interviewer- Me neither, but this is about you.

Male Interviewer- Would you stab a guy 16 times or cut his head off in his sleep?
Female Interviewee- No.
Male Interviwer- Do you expect me to believe that?
Female Interviewee- No, I mean, not any more. There was a time when people would have believed me.

by The Original Agahnim December 2, 2021

Interview

I mean, it's not a real interview. 2. I like to throw in some murder threats and/or assertions about how much better looking and more intelligent and important I am than the people listening.

Hym "Not a real interview. I don't really appreciate the way in which I'm being interviewed and because of the manner in which I am being interviewed it's likely necessary to make the piece fit through editing. Because you're not actually talking to me directly but rather posing some conceptually adjacent scenario at which point I respond with whatever I have regarding my thing. It's an entire cluster fuck. Not clear what's being conveyed from moment to moment."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

The Interviewed

An interesting series that reimagines the FNAF lore with actual story telling and requires a unique concept, it was made by Australian animator J-Gems.

Person A: Hey have ya seen the new episode of The Interviewed?

Person B: Hell yeah I did, it was great

by PeachOrchid August 2, 2025

Interview

These are fun to watch! Go watch one. It doesn't matter which one. They're all good.

Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"

Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Sam-Style Interview

Getting really excited and over confident for an interview that you don't have the qualifications or experience to get.

Person 1: I didn't get the job.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1: they said they wanted someone with more experience or specific experience.
Person 2: sounds like you had a Sam-Style Interview

by Sam Interviewee August 25, 2022

Exit Interview

Taking a shit.

Excuse me I have an exit interview to attend before lunch arrives.

I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.

I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.

Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.

by Maj-K June 18, 2023

Interview drink

The drink (usually soda or water) that the interviewer gives to the applicant before an interview proceeds, usually at fast food restaurants in North America.

Person 1: Before we started, he gave me an interview drink as a gesture of goodwill.

Person 2: Aww, they didn’t do that when I got interviewed!

by Darkonekk September 20, 2023