Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

by Worlds Best BMXer March 12, 2010

Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.

Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum

by DeadMan Inc April 03, 2005

floppy popper

the guy who is the joke teller at party's, always has to make everyone laugh until he tells that one joke that makes everyone uncomfortable

jarrod was hilarious until he started droppin' "N" bombs and deep throating beer bottles! what a floppy popper!

by asssparagustherapist July 05, 2013

Floppy in the wrist

/adj./ (1)-A term used to describe a flamboyant male, possibly homosexual.
(Not necessarily a derogatory term)

I just saw Bruce skipping into Starbucks, I think he may be a little floppy in the wrist.

by GW March 08, 2004

Floppy Diks

An intentional misspelling of Floppy Disk to give a pun to the Floppy Disk and a Floppy Male Genital, which is also misspelled as "Diks."

A Floppy Diks is used to store 1.4 Megabytes of data.
A Healthy Dik, however, can store hundreds of Terabytes of data.

by Liltle January 28, 2021

Floppy Donut

A floppy donut is someone who flops

Usmaan is a floppy donut because he got caught by his manager viewing Christmas photos of his friends crush.

by Shanddyyysheliottt December 15, 2021

floppy cock

1. Having a larger than normal flaccid penis that flops around when you move.

2. Any penis in it's normal non erect state which flops.

When I get drunk I always have a floppy cock.

by Cappy1 May 08, 2005