fidget spinner

Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch

Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Fidget Spinner

The actual physical form of cancer

Used to be used by ADD ADHD
Autism etc but now literally EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LIVING SOUL THINKS THEYRE COOL

Brad:yo check my fidget spinner out
Me: that's an autistic little toy
Brad: no it's not it helps me focus at (public area, school, elementary etc)

by RickC137 May 28, 2017

Fidget Spinner

I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.

Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.

It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.

Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...

by EpicCollision July 13, 2017

The Fidget Spinner

A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger

"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."

by BigRick2008 May 30, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

fidget spinner

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.

Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.

by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018

Fidget Spinner

a item dat was supposed to calm u down and maek u pay attention, but instead iut distracts u and u want to throw it away at a wall

"*someone throws a fidget spinner at a wall* damn u, ugly piece of plastic and metal"

by druscus June 14, 2018