Carter, a gay man who put his pp in the microwave and now it doesn’t work. He has seen every man pp in the world, and has circumcised every human ever born. He will hide in your closet (or bed) until you sleep and will rape you until you die.
by The real once-ler April 26, 2020
Get the Cartermug. by Yogi_ bear January 22, 2018
Get the cartermug. aka cart. he is mega simp as well as sometime the smol pp energy. no one knows wtf goes on inside his head sometimes, or if he even has a head
by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020
Get the Cartermug. A legendary German-American Student at Auburn University. Carter is renowned for his wit, strength, humor, and wealth. Students can often catch a glimpse of Carter driving around in his new BMW M5, at the library where he frequently studies, or at on campus gym where he is known for benching over 400lbs. Some folks go so far as to say that, “Carter is the Hercules of today."
Guy 1: Dude who was that huge German dude at Sky Bar the other tonight with all those babes.
Guy 2: Dude it must have been Carter
Guy 2: Dude it must have been Carter
by Raider1987 April 6, 2008
Get the Cartermug. Carter is an oddly satisfying and sexy guy. He is really dirty minded and needs mental help. He has a large group of friends and is loved by many people. Carter is one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He is usually white, but sometimes Asian. No matter what he will be way too fucking short!! Carter is the ultimate daddy.
by pleasegofckurself November 15, 2018
Get the Cartermug. My main Wigga! Carter strives to eat some good ass and scavenge around the hood whilst he crashed airplanes into the ocean in GTA V. His mentor: Mary is a one of a kind dick swinger and WAP exhibitionist who likes to eat a salad with Carter when they go to a UAB football game. So in the end, yes, Tom Buchanan is a dick to Daisy because he wants to lick her tongue.
by HeftyHeftyHefty October 4, 2020
Get the Cartermug. dang carter you are funny
by carter not farter lee November 9, 2020
Get the Cartermug.