Atkins Dick Sandwich

A dick sandwich but without the bread. Can still include lettuce or tomato depending on how classy your sandwiches are.

My girl was hungry so I fed her the Atkins dick sandwich.

by Earl of Sammich September 11, 2009

Sam Atkins

A boy with a large head in the megamind proportion, usually with a small penis and has bad social problems.

That boy won't come out he is a real Sam Atkins

by Rugbydog41 April 2, 2021

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.

Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness

by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021

Mr atkins

The chaviest,saltiest teacher you’ll find🧂🧂

Mr atkins-salty teacher

by Bcnsjsbdghajwndbfh February 1, 2021

Thomas Atkins

A huge irrelevant person who loves huge black men lathered in coconut oil while being bummed and having a cock in his mouth

I was being such a thomas atkins last night. It was insane

by anonymous July 26, 2022

Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal

Crystal Atkin vera teqred

by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020