Found on the planes of South Africa and the mean streets of Slough a Lesbian Warthog is a fierce, but majestic animal. The term is reserved for strong, independent women.
It is known for a serious temper that can scare the most dominant species into immediate submission.
At the same time it has the grace and presence that draws attention from admiring passers by.
The Lesbian Warthog is renowned for its distinctive snort and growl. There is truly no noise like it.
It also possesses a strike that has been likened to the gravitational force of 1000 simultaneously collapsing suns.
If you encounter a Lesbian Warthog caution is advised. Many have become entranced by the hypnotic movements of the Lesbian Warthog and enchantment can result in paralysis.
It is known for a serious temper that can scare the most dominant species into immediate submission.
At the same time it has the grace and presence that draws attention from admiring passers by.
The Lesbian Warthog is renowned for its distinctive snort and growl. There is truly no noise like it.
It also possesses a strike that has been likened to the gravitational force of 1000 simultaneously collapsing suns.
If you encounter a Lesbian Warthog caution is advised. Many have become entranced by the hypnotic movements of the Lesbian Warthog and enchantment can result in paralysis.
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