Ryan Wagner

Hottest guy alive. Likely was bred in a lab by aliens to attract females. Well endowed.

I really want to f*** Ryan Wagner

by Swankdank November 18, 2019

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sean wagner

a sexy as fuck guy

sean wagner gives good sex

by pammydj May 25, 2017

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Franz Wagner

When he has his eyes on the rim, get out of the way.
Probably the greatest white boy to ever dunk a basketball.

Did you see when Jared Vanderbilt got dunked in by Franz Wagner ?

by Big Chuma November 19, 2021

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Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.

“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”

by GmoneyFIn February 01, 2020

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