tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

tyson

sexiest god damn chick on the earth.
extremly hard to find.
large boobs and nice ass.

dude1 "omg look at that chick she is so sexy!"
dude2 "she must be a tyson"
dude1 "sexiest girl i have ever seen!"
dude2 "chyeah!"

by babe-chick August 23, 2008

Tyson

A big ass fagot who is really gay by heart and wants to blow all the men in his area. Me

Yo you see Tyson he is so him

by Aidanflain January 28, 2018

tysonated

The form or art of having a limb/part of your body taken off in an extremely insane and/or violent nature. Coined by Mike Tyson.

"Why are you biting my leg for?" "Consider yourself tysonated."

"He walked into the Cannibal's Annual Meeting and came out extrememly tysonated."

"Mike Tyson once tysonated me in a men's bathroom. He made me tip him."

by Stephen Monroe July 4, 2008

tyson

complete batty man or a tiny cock

oh my god ive never seen such a small tyson

by arab man alex September 16, 2006

Tyson

A bitch who says things behind people's back but won't say it to their faces

Tyson is such a fake person

by Ayyowhatspoppin February 22, 2019