Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 15, 2021

tele god

Casey

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”

“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”

by coolchickcase April 08, 2020

tele-cuddling

To cuddle through digital mediums like phone call, text, FaceTime, etc.

Wait, you're in bed too? Aw, it's like we're tele-cuddling. - Nadia

by Nandm January 16, 2025

Tele-tubby

you crush name of bf's name

hey, look at that sexy Tele-tubby.

by piper_addyson October 24, 2018