have fun storming the castle

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

storm the United States Capitol

To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.

This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous.

Dave was storming the teepee last night. He ended up bumping uglies with Lori up by the TV tower in the back of the pickup truck.

by FoxDeltaPop October 24, 2012

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

Storm the Rusty Castle

When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.

Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?

Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle

Dave: That's really nasty dude

Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.

by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011

storming the castle

putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.

I was storming the castle last night with Jen.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007