by Domingoodp February 23, 2017
Get the Patient 0mug. A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.
Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.
RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient
Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again
RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient
Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again
by NurseNastay October 3, 2022
Get the whore patientmug. The new way females say “I’m not over my ex” so do all the stuff a boyfriend is supposed to do but we not having sex. Also known as simp training
My last relationship was rough, even tho it ended two years ago, be patient with me I’m working through it.
by 2real4trulames February 26, 2024
Get the Be patientmug. Person 1: Dude, did you ever read about Croatia in World War II
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient
by Depresso Much December 19, 2023
Get the Complete Mental Patientmug. by Buechel July 23, 2022
Get the What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?mug. Keeping patients coming back for as long as you can, for the rest of their lives if at all possible. The goal is to keep a steady stream of patients coming in, by keeping as many patients on your list as possible, so as to maximize your weekly income. You don't want to completely cure them, or they might decide they don't need you anymore. You just need to make them feel like they're making progress, slowly but surely.
Psychiatrists and therapists are especially notorious for this. They will often make you feel that your condition is incurable, although treatable. Of course, some people, including those with chemical imbalances, may need a lifelong course of treatment. But some others, who may just be going through a difficult time in their lives, may not.
Some doctors do want to see their patients get cured and move on, if possible. But some (the patient hoarders) want to keep as many patients coming back as possible, for as long as possible.
Psychiatrists and therapists are especially notorious for this. They will often make you feel that your condition is incurable, although treatable. Of course, some people, including those with chemical imbalances, may need a lifelong course of treatment. But some others, who may just be going through a difficult time in their lives, may not.
Some doctors do want to see their patients get cured and move on, if possible. But some (the patient hoarders) want to keep as many patients coming back as possible, for as long as possible.
As long as this doctor continues her practice of patient hoarding, you will have to make appointments well in advance because she will be booked solid for weeks, or even months, at a time.
by TheSageOne April 13, 2017
Get the patient hoardingmug. Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him
by Lazordy February 15, 2021
Get the stimulated patientmug.