Midwest Nice

The type of niceness you see from a guy from the midwest areas in America such as Michigan or Wisconsin, who is considered the most laid-back dude ever. If he's someone with the midwest nice is owning the lawn and he sees your lawn is getting pretty shaggy, he's going to offer to mow your lawn. If you don't have enough money for Culvers, he'll gladly pay for the rest of his cheese curds and custard. If you're stepping on his foot, he'll say "Ope! excuse me sir/ma'am, I hope it's not to big of an ask but may you... um you're stepping on my foot, it kinda hurts, thank you!"
Charlie Berens is a youtube with the midwest nice.
"This guy, yeah, he offered to clean out my gutter for free, he must have that Midwest Nice or something."
by ThatDudeFromWisconson May 19, 2020
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Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.
I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.
by SSGBB December 15, 2020
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Midwest Slimfast

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."
by captain_ice October 20, 2020
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Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.
Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !
by Paolo Jones February 20, 2016
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midwest friendly

It's like a 1950s sitcom. Everyone acts like they're your neighbor.
Molly is visiting from Portland and described Illinoians as Midwest friendly.
by Shans430 May 05, 2023
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Midwest Rush

The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
by midwestgal July 23, 2018
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