Jeff

The saddest fuck you will ever meet.

"He has nothing going for him in life."
"The poor guy, he is such a Jeff."

by Boynelife March 28, 2015

Jeff

The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"

Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.

by JrPw November 6, 2010

Jeff

Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.

--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door
--My house is so clean, it is so Jeff

by Stephinamerica May 31, 2016

Jeff

The name used for only the best. ( most often killers)

Jeff killed 3 victims.

by Lavender the security guard July 9, 2016

Jeff

Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.

Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.

by p'dofftittytat October 2, 2011

Jeff

Jeff is a pice of crap and a wife/girlfriend beater his best frinds name is usually James, Jeff is going straight to hell and should go die in a hole

Girlfriend of Jeff: wow I should leave jeffhe beats me

Friend:yeah you should

Girlfriend of Jeff: you know what nevermind I’m ganna be a stupid bitch and stay with him

by I hate Jeff February 24, 2019

Jeff

The guy from the live chat on Urban Dictionary, he was cool but refused to tell me why he was a virgin :/

Hey Jeff why is u a virgin
Jeff: idk

by That_white_girl_who_says_nigga December 31, 2019