Jarrod Jr is the type of guy to steal your girl. Jarrod Jr is a true player, when he’s not bangin your mom he’s bangin your girl.
by macaronni69 December 3, 2021
Get the Jarrod Jr mug.When you get a girl completely naked, without penetrating, then abruptly leave to go make a sandwich (must be deli meat, no burgers, hot dogs, ect.), and eat the sandwich, while finishing yourself off on her toilet. Then leave without saying a word.
He left without saying anything.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
Are you missing lunch meat?
Yeah, how did you know?
He must have given you the Dirty Jarrod.
by DirtyJHuds August 24, 2020
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When a guy named Jarrod is just such a massive liberal that he believes he his a female and he does not come out of the closet until the closet is opened for him by his male partner he then decides to become a massive furry and kill everyone on Fortnite when he say's, "I don't want smoke." However when you kill him a lot or do something he disproves of he rage quits (also his is dookie at video games.) He is also a legend at bible studies and brings his all knowing bible everywhere with him.
When a guy named Jarrod is just such a massive liberal that he believes he his a female and he does not come out of the closet until the closet is opened for him by his male partner he then decides to become a massive furry and kill everyone on Fortnite when he say's, "I don't want smoke." However when you kill him a lot or do something he disproves of he rage quits (also his is dookie at video games.) He is also a legend at bible studies and brings his all knowing bible everywhere with him.
Logan may say: "Yesterday i was playing Fortnite with Jarrod and he kept being a douche, so i killed him a lot."
Hunter may reply: "Yeah Jarrod is gay."
Hunter may reply: "Yeah Jarrod is gay."
by Grxxn_532 July 23, 2021
Get the Jarrod is gay mug.one big planet head motherfucker who got one big ass eyebrow cant even put his shirt on he look like a ape simeon
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down
head so big he cant walk forward cause his head will lean down
by getgangsta April 13, 2005
Get the jarrod alexander mug.Someone who has little to no standards. He will sleep with your mother, sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, wife and that girl missing a tooth who hangs out at the corner of the bar. He has no self respect, thinks all is justifiable if alcohol is involved.
by KDC13 May 15, 2018
Get the jarrod spencer mug.A very low person with an extremely small penis that can't accept the fact that nobody likes them. He is also the person that generally most people hate, no one likes Jarrod!
by the egyptian slayer October 26, 2020
Get the Jarrod Slater mug.hayley: "hey jarrod wanna have sex, im a pharmacy assistant and can get free condoms"
jarrod: "okay!"
jarrod: "okay!"
by princess conswala banana-hammock November 3, 2004
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