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The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside
by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019
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The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024
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The-ol'Irish-Stand

Somebody who stands when they wipe after they have used the toilet
Jerry: "Part of toilet seat was covered with ice, so I had to do the-ol'Irish-Stand to wipe"
by jrod johnson November 17, 2025
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Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.
Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..
by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021
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Kill the Irishman

A pretty good movie about the Irish gangster Danny Greene.
Kill the Irishman is definitely up there with other great gangster movies like American Gangster and Public Enemies.
by Dancing with Fire September 10, 2011
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The Irishman

A movie set to release in 2012. Directed by the greatest director of all time, Martin Scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, Robert De Niro.

Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will also have supporting roles.

The movie is based on the book "I Heard You Paint Houses," the story of Frank Sheeran, who supposedly killed Jimmy Hoffa.

This movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most anticipated movie of my lifetime.
Man 1: What's the greatest movie of all time?
Man 2: Right now? The Godfather... In two years? The Irishman
by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 30, 2010
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the iris meme

the iris meme is when you ask stupid questions and end them with a “.” The origin of this meme began with a dumb question being... “WHO IS COCAINE.”
Person 1- Bro, what is intercourse. can i apply for this course.
Person 2- uhhhhh.... the iris meme be like..
by Who is cocaine. May 14, 2021
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