guck me

When you mistype fuck me as as guck me

1: There’s 2 as in the definition

2: guck me

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Guck

(g-ew-ck) A wonderful replacement for any obscenity you can imagine. Really a toolbox of a word!

I've got to take a massive guck!
That son of a guck stole my gucking sandwich!
Don't guck me off right now!
I drove the whole to see that mothergucker!
You can shove that up your guckhole!

by master gucker November 18, 2021

Guck You

Just like saying fuck you.

Stop looking at me gitch or I'm gonna guck you.

by clapyouclapmesuckmefuck November 14, 2022

guck

fuck but guck

voiq: guck
pourplecat: ok

by pourplecat September 5, 2023

Guck

Derogatory Someone who cuts themselves / self-harms. A cutter.

Sam: Yo Kyle, care to explain the bloody razor blade I found in your bathroom?

Kyle: Oh, that? I swear, I was just playing with a red candle!
Sam: Kyle, don't be a guck. I've seen the scars on your inner arm.

by Bat_boy June 25, 2022

Guck

An alternative obscenity to express just about anything you desire.

Oh my Guck! What the Guck was he wearing? I Gucked up last night. Oh my Guckness! Son of a Guck. Why don't you go Guck yourself!

by Lord Guck III April 21, 2020

Guck

when you want to type ‘fuck’ but stupid DAM autocorrect decides to make you say guck

typing...

GUCK YOU YOU BUTCH

by totally not a lesbian lol April 27, 2021